Have patience young grasshopper

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the barman goes “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” Grasshopper answers “You have a drink names Steve?”

I know, I know, but what can I say. I love kids jokes. Unless they make them up themselves, then they’re rubbish!

This wee cutie was hunting alligators at the golf course same time as I was. 

Steve the grasshopper

7 thoughts on “Have patience young grasshopper

  1. Oh, that’s a cute joke. Reminds me of the joke about the mushroom who walks into a bar and the barman says he won’t serve him to which he replies, why not I’m a fun-ghi. šŸ™‚

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