Seagulls (or evil geniuses with plans to rule the world)

Note the fiendish plotting going on behind the beady eyes
Note the fiendish plotting going on behind the beady eyes

Seagulls. Surely they’re just rather big annoying birds who steal your chips at the seaside?

Nope. I know better. They’re evil masterminds with a plot to take over the world. One chip at a time.

“I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own”