Damn Dawg! Yesterday he ate my daughter’s spare glasses….
A couple of weeks ago he ate my iPhone….
Then there was the time he ate the TV Plonker (remote control for non-plonker people!)
A library book (which cost me $32 to replace!!! I didn’t even like the book – it was a book club one!!!!!)
Plus of course various dog-toys over the year….
Even the indestructible ones….
Not to mention all the dozens of socks, tissues, paper towels, paper, a tea-towel, blankets, dog-beds, towels. And don’t forget all the food he steals when counter-surfing (only when no-one is looking of course, he’s not daft!)….
Why do we keep him you ask? Well, he is smart, loveable, cuddly and the cutest dog ever. Plus of course he loves me unconditionally. What more could I ask? Well, how about not stealing stuff when I’m not around……
Alba1047 
Thats just like my old dog 😀
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I feel ya! Labor of love, that’s for sure!
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He’s certainly hard work!
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Nawww look at that face! Butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth haha sorry couldn’t help laughing. My brother’s dog ate the bumper bar corner of his imported car…
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That’s what he wants you to think…..
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How could you resist a face like that? We used to have a Blue Heeler (many years ago) that ate everything, including people! 😦 We had to rehome him.
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Thought I’d better add another comment to clarify, we gave him away to a property manager that needed a guard dog, not to a family! 🙂
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Aww, that’s too bad. But at least he got a good place to be himself at.
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Very true. He was s born guard dog, nothing more.
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Will he grow out of it, do you think? Ours never did – ate the car seats, the telephone, the kitchen door…
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Oh no! Dogs!!!!
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Ha ha! You gotta love them haven’t you (?) My old dog ate a hole in the floor once – floor covering, plywood panels and also the joist – he was very frustrated. Oh he also ate an antique Grandfather clock 😦
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LOL! Dawg hasn’t eaten any furniture or floors/walls (yet!) although he did eat the edges of a carpet when he was young! He seems to prefer things he can steal then eat… I should teach him to pickpocket 😉
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