Damn Dawg! Yesterday he ate my daughter’s spare glasses….
A couple of weeks ago he ate my iPhone….
Then there was the time he ate the TV Plonker (remote control for non-plonker people!)
A library book (which cost me $32 to replace!!! I didn’t even like the book – it was a book club one!!!!!)
Plus of course various dog-toys over the year….
Even the indestructible ones….
Not to mention all the dozens of socks, tissues, paper towels, paper, a tea-towel, blankets, dog-beds, towels. And don’t forget all the food he steals when counter-surfing (only when no-one is looking of course, he’s not daft!)….
Why do we keep him you ask? Well, he is smart, loveable, cuddly and the cutest dog ever. Plus of course he loves me unconditionally. What more could I ask? Well, how about not stealing stuff when I’m not around……