Plonkers and Bunny Ears

Damn Dawg ate the plonker!

The plonker is what the TV remote control is called in our house. For non-British readers a plonker is also what you call someone who is a bit of an idiot (eejit). This gets quite confusing when someone asks “Where’s the plonker?” and I reply “He’s upstairs in his bedroom.” Talking about my son, not the remote control obviously!

The chewed-up plonker. Telly one, not human one obvioulsy.
The chewed-up plonker. Telly one, not human one.

So explanation finished – back to my original sentence.

Damn Dawg ate the plonker!

If he’d wanted to change the channel to Animal Planet he could just have asked…

Actually it’s probably revenge for making him wear Bunny Ears on Easter. But he was soooooo cute!

Fiendishly plotting major revenge
Fiendishly plotting major revenge
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